Double Dragon

   This....... Game........ Sucks! Double Dragon is the vomit of fighting games. I know what your thinking "this is Double Dragon!", it was ok for its 2 second life span, but its just a button masher, nothing hard. On the first level (I know i allways pick on the first level, but bare with me), there are women with whips....... Remind you of anything? Perhaps on the streets of any big city? Well, the story line is simple, Guy beat up girl, you save girl..... let me stop right there. A ruffian beats up and kiddnaps an exeptionally pretty girl..... Theres one word for that, and that word is PERVERT! The first boss is this musceled turd, and the only way to beat this turd is to send it into a pit. Why does the first boss look like a turd? The second boss can't look as pathetic, now can it? It's one of those whip wielding women, with only pants on. This game was good for forever alones, but not people with lives like you and me. Well, I'm not talking about this anymore, so untill next time my nerd army.

Heres the link to this ummm.... Game? http://www.nesforever.com/games/51/double-dragon.html